This is a very serious post, and I hesitate to publish it but I need to talk about it.


The Child came home from school today, and while having lunch she starts telling me a story about her friend, whom I’ll call Q. The Child told me that Q said Justin Bieber is her uncle!! “No way!” I say. The child then goes on to tell me that Q is Justin Bieber’s niece. “well yes, if JB is her uncle then Q is the niece.”

I’m only half listening at this point, because everybody loves JB and I just don’t get it. He’s a teen heartthrob. I’m an old fogey mom. Whatever.  So then the Child tells me that Q slept in bed with Justin Bieber naked! “what?!” The Child goes on: Q said Justin Bieber slept in bed with her naked; with no shirt, no pants and no underwear! And Q wasn’t wearing pants or underwear either.”  0_0   (<—- that’s my WTF face)

So I’m like, really paying attention now and I make her tell me the story again. The Child says she and Q were having snack together and Q told her about Justin Bieber (the uncle) sleeping in bed with Q, while naked. The Child then says “and her uncle makes her do stuff.”  As my stomach threatens to return my breakfast, I ask the Child what kind of stuff does the uncle make her do? She doesn’t know, Q didn’t offer up that part of the story. The Child then tells me she asked Q what Justin Bieber looked like in real life, and Q said “brown hair and green eyes.”

We talked about it a little more, til she got tired of me asking. But every time her story was the same. And yes, I’ve already called the school. But really?! 5 years old in kindergarten. I NEVER thought, nor expected to EVER hear something like this. E.V.E.R.